Kind of looks like an old man.

This may have caused permanent damage...

Can our hero defeat an army of floating facial hair warriors?

This video shows one of the many reason why you shouldn't walk around, let . . .

... and this picture proves it.

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Hopefully he had enough beer to not feel it because that looked painful!

He's lucky to have walked away from that one.

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... but the used syringe that came in the kids meal seems a little odd.