Scientists think that with all the billions and billions of stars in the galaxy chances are percentage wise that there are other planets out there with alien life. And out of all those possible billion star systems with planets -with life, a percentage of those planets could have intelligent life. Hopefully for us the intelligent life will be more like the aliens in ET and not Independence Day (or more recently The Battle of Los Angeles, which was pretty much an Independence Day remake, right?). So before we make contact we think it’s necessary to clear the air about a few awkward things we will have to explain to our out of this world friends.

Slavery

Yeah, about that whole slavery thing… Say you guys aren’t the enslaving type of aliens are you?

“Adult” Content

Looking at pictures of humans engaged in reproductive activities while very exciting to us is also taboo. Therefore we created something which is not polite to look at in public yet is a multi-billion dollar industry.

The Gold Standard

We got off of the Gold Standard whereby we used to base our economy on how much gold we had, to a more arbitrary system of credit… What’s that? You guys crap gold and it’s worthless to you?

Dudes Love Chicks.. on Chicks

We have no idea why heterosexual men are aroused by lesbian sex.. but damn do we love it!

The Jersey Shore

The cast of the Jersey Shore? Honestly we thought they were with you guys.

Paparazzi

We just love some humans so much that we employ Paparazzi to follow them around, take their picture, pick through their trash and harass their children… even though it just makes some of us feel more insecure about ourselves.

Sneeze VS Cough

You have to say “God Bless you” for a sneeze and not a cough.

What are some things you guys think will be awkward for us to explain to the aliens when they arrive?