Phlegm

Just hearing the word “phlegm” itself is pretty annoying. Go ahead, say it out loud; Phlegm. Nasty word! However hearing someone hack up phlegm in their throat has got to be one of the top annoying sounds of all time… and a perfect ring tone!

Your Girlfriend Telling You Bad News #2

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, this is taking things way too fast. Now you can be reminded of this girlfriend horror on a regular basis.

Someone Vomiting in the Bathroom

For some people the smell of vomit or the sight of someone vomiting is enough to make them blow chunks as well. But for a lot more people the mere sound of someone hunched over the bowl unleashing what they had for lunch is enough to make them ralph. That’s why this epic ring tone features the sound of your friend heaving into the toilet in the next room.

The Sound of Your Ankle Twisting

Nothing is more annoying than twisting or breaking your ankle. Now you’re the kid on crutches. Ever school year there is that one kid who is on crutches the whole year limping around, having to depend on others to carry his books and food tray in the cafeteria. Snap! On the bright side, now you won’t have to participate in gym class and can relive the pain of this injury every time your phone rings.

The “You Died” Sound Effect in Any Video Game

You’ve been playing Super Mario Land for five hours; you are about to save the Princess and you have only one life left! Suddenly your Game Boy controller button sticks and you can’t jump as that stupid mushroom runs into you! Your dead! Now you can relive that frustration every time someone calls you. You will be so aggravated you’ll always answer “What do you want!?”