5 Worst Earth Day Products: Recycled!

In celebration of Earth Day we are thankful for a lot the green movement has accomplished in the way of clean drinking water and not choking to death on smog! However there are some Earth friendly products out there that aren’t so great. Here are a few….

Reusable’s! ..The Napkins Made From Recycled Toilet Paper

When I eat with my family I want them to know that I have the utmost commitment not only to them, but to Mother Nature. That’s why when I buy napkins, I buy only napkins made from recycled paper… recycled toilet paper. Material for these napkins is drained from the sewer to ensure they are made with 100 percent recycled toilet paper. You can wipe your face knowing they are out of the sewer and straight to your dining table.

Compost People Piles

Composting is a great way to create natural, nutrient filled fertilizer for your home garden or lawn. Many people fill it with lawn clippings, leaves, and pet waste to help reuse these items to their benefit. However there are heartier organic materials to compost then just your old pile of leaves. The biggest one is PEOPLE. Compost People Piles is a new great way to make the best possible compost. Just place your deceased loved ones in the bin with your lawn clippings and in a few short months they will be reborn as highly potent fertilizer.

Left Over Lunchables


From picky eaters to young children who cannot finish their food to the elderly who don’t know that the food is in front of them, leftovers generate millions of tons of food that gets wasted each day. We can no longer afford to waste these valuable recourses from the Earth. That’s why the Left Over Lunchables program packages pre-eaten leftovers of other peoples food and redistributes them to you. Think of it as Netfllix for meals. Eat what you want and mail the rest back. In return you’ll get half eaten sandwiches and old sausages, basically anything that someone else didn’t want! You will put less of a strain on the Earths recourses by making sure you use all the food you eat.

Recycled Bottles and Cans Underwear

Are you sick of recycling your bottles and cans but are never quite sure what happens to them after you separate the green from the brown? Well now you can see your old cans of Mountain Dew at work with everyday wearable underwear made from recycled bottles and cans. Recycled Bottles and Cans Underwear features a line of boxers and briefs for the guys and bras and panties for the gals! All made from 100 percent beer and soda cans and bottles. Just be careful of those sharp edges as they don’t cut you.

Biodegradable Furniture

Do you want have a fashionable and modern furniture yet are concerned about the impact they will make on the environment once you are done using them? Then Biodegradable Furniture is a safe and effective method to put to rest the worries! Each piece of furniture is made from soy substances that easily break down in humid conditions. Note: no one over 160 pounds may sit on Biodegradable chairs and couches.
What are some terrible recycled products that you have heard of?

  • Blondiewing98

    recycled condoms

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1197705995 Liam Spyro Nixon

      Wait, aren’t we meant to do that already? I just wash it in the sink every time….

      • Vladrud

        oh yeah, chewing gum made of recycled condoms
        great idea

        • Bryanvantassell

          ewwww pukes on floor runs out side pulls trigger

  • Blondiewing98

    recycled condoms

  • Blondiewing98

    recycled condoms

  • Anonymous

    nice death chair:)

  • Ropashas

    Recycled souls…

    • Popcorn_kevin

      dont be selling those to gingers

  • Shabalabe

    moo

  • Joaquim Garcia

    recycled plates made from toilets

  • Fixitcrew

    resources* not TROLL’ing