Sam Kinison Screaming

Sam Kinison is a foul mouthed stand-up comic legend from the 1980’s who was probably best known for his iconic scream. “Oh oooh ooh!” Which may make for an awesome ring tone.. or really annoying one.

The Morning Buzz Saw

The construction workers who work outside your bedroom every morning at 7AM. The old cliché is that construction workers are never seen actually doing any work. Yet these guys seem to always be hard at it first thing in the AM while you’re trying to sleep.

The Sound of Someone Slurping at the End of a Drink

This is one of those things that no one minds when THEY are the one making the sound; after all how else are you suppose to get those last few drops of your Slurpee? However to the rest of us it sounds like nails on a chalkboard (see below.)

The Sound of Nails on a Chalk Board

This one is a classic. People always say “oh that horrible sound sounds like nails on a chalkboard.” Well this actually IS nails on a chalkboard. And it’s terrible.

Barney Frank Giving a Speech

Agree with his politics or not this Congressman has the most gravel filled “nails on chalk board “ voice of any person who has to speak in public for a living. It’s like he swallowed battery acid right before he had to give a speech.

A Baby Crying in a Foreign Language

“Normal” babies crying are really annoying no matter where you are. Most people are just jealous of babies for their unabashed ability to express exactly how they feel at all times. If we could scream and bitch like that we would. However for some reason babies crying in a foreign language is extra annoying. (Come on, it’s not racist – although usually when people say “It’s not racist” that usually means it is.)

The Weird Noise The Guy that Sits Next to You In Homeroom Makes

What the hell is that? It’s like a slow breathing thing squishy thing with his mouth like he’s about to choke on his own spit. But it never stops! Constantly with the noise! Aah!

The Sound of Teacher Telling You Your Homework is Due

You totally forgot to do it while you were up playing Xbox all night and now you have stomach cramps at the thought of telling the teacher you don’t have it. Now you can enjoy that feeling every time someone calls you!

Your Girlfriend Telling You Bad News

You never want to hear your girlfriend giving you bad news, and this one is sure to be a doozey! Now you can be thankful every time you answer your phone that it’s only your ringtone.