Jesus Christ was Hit by a Car (5.8.2010)

  • Seemersurvives

    nyc my home town. yes enjoy the nice seasons

    • Darktrigger003

      Coz Bin Laden was masturbating on the plane – -

  • Hechet777

    did you see the Twin towers Crash i know u were yonger but did you

  • Woutr

    I think I would take Hades =D and strike fear in all yo hearts (lol)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kristaps-Baranovs/100001833524636 Kristaps Baranovs

    definitely kratos :D

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Harkken-Varin/100000554006006 Harkken Varin

      Kratos was not a deity.

      • Dw6nvf

        he became one though

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kristaps-Baranovs/100001833524636 Kristaps Baranovs

    definitely kratos :D

  • Luke

    Hm… probably… Eris. If I have to be a God, let me be the Goddess of Discord.

    As they say, Strife her honour due.

  • fpsmercenary

    Apollo

  • AleX89X

    my name wood be Thor :P

    • AleX89X

      would* sry for the mistake

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Harkken-Varin/100000554006006 Harkken Varin

    Poseidon the Earthshaker

  • Snoop6913

    my name would be zoumeinga and it’s pronounced zzzoumeeeiiiiNNNGGGAAAA !!!…….( awkward )……….. what !? not look at me like that, i’m adopted… my life sucks it’s not funny…

  • http://www.facebook.com/JIUJITSUJEFF Jeff Jensen

    chuck norris

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Usman-Light/100002291867658 Usman Light

    Mohammed is a good name I love it, dont be scared from wimpy people who hates the name mohammed, theyr scared them selves

    • Usman Mumtaz

      Usman is my name too! legit

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000589664908 Bhraini Al-Dawar

    i hope the car is ok

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000589664908 Bhraini Al-Dawar

    i hope the car is ok

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000589664908 Bhraini Al-Dawar

    i hope the car is ok

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000589664908 Bhraini Al-Dawar

    i hope the car is ok

  • Tr33c328

    lord Jesus Christ…i herd that one is open now

  • http://www.facebook.com/luke.despardyoung Luke Despard

    Love that your vlogs are back Ray, can’t wait to see more, this one’s a favourite of mine :)

  • Maria

    co za asy

  • Maria

    co za asy

  • 450

    Belial

  • 450

    Belial

  • DutchGuy

    ive been there!!! wanna go back……
    (greets from Holland!

  • llovdw

    what’s a deedee?

    • Fablan

      You mean deity? An other word for god.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kazaganthi Joseph Schwoerer

    My name would have to be Dagda….. Screw you, the Celts were awesome!!!

  • NinjaSkuII

    lol wierd hippy parents…

  • Cheesehellion

    I would be Cheesus!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001600615601 Matthew Lu

    lol i have almost the exact same glasses :P

  • Amt200356

    hi ray many people in middle east countries named Mohammad , Jesus , Ibrahim , or other prophets names

  • Shreha_awesome

    peter nice looks homo with the yellow bullshit glasses
    like it if you agree

  • Bryanphang98

    Ray how tall are u ? (: What a kiareods ==

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=599138287 aziz

    whats wrong with mohammed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Xxplaygirlxx_tbithw

    YOUR FIT!.

  • Xxplaygirlxx_tbithw

    YOUR FIT!.

  • Maddiemoo

    Love you Ray!!! <3

  • Matthew.

    Buddha, i can eat whatever i want.

  • Coda5

    christ the reedeemer

  • raywjfollower

    lord tea bags

  • http://www.sorin7486.com sorin7486

    he doesn’t sound as smart without all that edditing :) )

  • Shaebee19

    i soooo want to go to new york….

  • wail

    i wish i live in nyc!
    too bad its 5000 miles away

  • Fablan

    If christianity hadn’t invaded greece now greeks would be able to have more greek names (instead of christian names that they are forced by society as it formed today to choose from) so deity names would be more common there… Now there are people named Artemis, Dimitra, Aris, Apolon and some more but it’s rare and still not all ancient gods are allowed as names :(
    I’d like either Hades or Odin from the norwegian pantheon :D

  • Jessem190

    i would be doctor octagonapus

  • Deepchill

    apollo he has a sweet ass ride

  • mt poopers

    i live in jersey city XD i should come find you

  • BamBam

    I´d like to be there, but I´m to far away from NYC

    Greets from Germany :D

  • MargusX1159

    Poseidon, the ruler of sea:D

  • RWJFAN1223

    The buildings are awesome!!!

  • Chikenbutt

    lolloooolo

  • Chikenbutt

    lolloooolo

  • Nicolase

    Nice

  • LadyMoonsong

    Ya it’s late but if I had to with with a deity it’d be Nyx or Hecate.

    • LadyMoonsong

      *Ya it’s late but if I had to go with a deity name it’d be Nyx or Hecate.

  • Reddy4753

    david hasalhoff

  • Lars Waser

    Max Power! Most awesome name :D

  • Raywilliamjohsonthesecond

    i’d go with LorJes GHBACY (Lord Jesus and for GHBACY means, Got Hit By A Car YAY.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesus-Portillo/100001147527139 Jesus Portillo

    i would say kratos

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesus-Portillo/100001147527139 Jesus Portillo

    i would say kratos

  • jesus who?

    who da hell is “Jesus Christ”???

  • jesus who?

    who da hell is “Jesus Christ”???

  • jesus who?

    who da hell is “Jesus Christ”???

  • Me so AWSOME 34

    I luv NYC thats why i was born there :)

  • penis

    penis

  • Rawlgo

    i would be Apollo because i am awesome

  • Truemaliboo2

    nyc i was born there yay :)

  • Sanches

    Sennheiser yeah baby.

  • meyazaki

    hahah!! XD my uncle lives next door to a guy who claims hes Jesus Chris and gets mad at his kids when they call him dad, he will yell, “THATS JESUS TO YOU!!” XD lol!

  • Newbie2K8

    Josef Fritzl…

  • Jaja

    Batman

  • Lauren Fichter

    i would pick Athena since you picked Zeus and Hades

  • Lauren Fichter

    i would pick Athena since you picked Zeus and Hades

  • Lauren Fichter

    i would pick Athena since you picked Zeus and Hades

  • Brinker3005

    heey ray, what are the name of the two songs that played in the video? Anyone knows?

  • Brinker3005

    heey ray, what are the name of the two songs that played in the video? Anyone knows?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandi-Nicole-Gibbs/100002263420537 Brandi Nicole Gibbs

    I would have the name Aphrodite, she was beautiful and was the godess of love and beauty.

  • Brendanpieters

    Raybeezzzzzzz

  • MSM

    Cthulhu. Hands down.

  • TDWPownage

    fdsaf

  • holy crapp

    my god, I’ve got same headphones!))

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pascal-Hendriks/1274820492 Pascal Hendriks

    Sheogorath daedric prince of madness
    from the game oblivion

  • Fer_7mex

    2 girls 1 cup

  • Sforzasmith

    my name would be ray it not taken

  • Shade

    ray william johnson

  • Coleatkinson

    i was disappointed by clash of the Titans to!

  • PinkBerryBloom

    MIKE TYSONN BAYBYY!!!—–hes a fking god himself

  • Rlancaster0617

    lololollololololololololololololololololololololololololol lol i double ll’d!!!!!!!!!!

  • reconmarine220

    he’s not a diety, but i would definetly be name after President John Fitzgerald Kennedy

  • JAW

    hey ray, great video man!

  • yroll

    moldly

  • Robbie

    if i had to choose id be called Oh Sweet Jesus XD haha

  • Robbie

    if i had to choose id be called Oh Sweet Jesus XD haha

  • Jacob David Herring

    hell i would be Ray William Johnson and go drink some orphan tears with somebody like idk f****n Lord Jesus Christ

  • Landon12104

    Budah Budah Budah Budah Budah everywhere!

  • Landon12104

    Budah Budah Budah Budah Budah everywhere!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000292920375 Michael Krämer

    Duuuh, what kinda question is this? I’d definitely be Ray William Johnson xD

  • Dillpickle

    I’m a big fan and long time watcher. Keep up the good work.

  • Dillpickle

    I’m a big fan and long time watcher. Keep up the good work.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gmalone012 Grant Malone

    wait alcatraz as in crysis 2

  • Birdie

    I would be the Myan god Kukulcan, cuz he’s a bad-ass, and he can fly!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=739221797 Ryan James Major

    There was a bit of RAY-CISM in this?… See What I Did There :)

  • Billabong_boy10101

    ambulance? dont you mean wambulance.

  • MoFo

    I Don’t Care ur Story, but ur sennheiser is cool :D

  • Polar

    McDonald ! The God of fat ppl…. i can turn ppl fat and put you eat burgers and happy meals til u diee!!!

  • Dbdogballs

    i know jesus was hit by a car that fucker hit umm wit my car

  • Dbdogballs

    i know jesus was hit by a car that fucker hit umm wit my car

  • Dbdogballs

    id be the fucken crackin

  • Dbdogballs

    id be the fucken crackin

  • Blackcat3333

    I’d go with Vishnu!

  • BlueInk

    i’m a new yorker… GO new yorkers!

  • BlueInk

    i’m a new yorker… GO new yorkers!

  • Riley Wiygul

    cathulu matha fackaaaaaa

  • Riley Wiygul

    cathulu matha fackaaaaaa

  • http://www.facebook.com/PhillyTribute Manny Basco

    poseidon …….WATER WORLD BITCHES

  • Raphyjb

    NYC is so nice!!! n4 the vid need to show where u got the name…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508608257 Brianne Michelle

    You can’t really see the camera in the reflection of his glasses, coincidence or boi’kin skill?

  • Tylerblair39

    love rwj best comedian evar even when u rnt trying to be funny it happens